Jason's World

I'm impressed, and after screwing around for hours trying to get the dang codec to work I gave up and uploaded a wmv file. The filesize is much larger then I expected but beggers cant be choosers.

After thinking about it long and hard I decided to have a go with red wine, it has lotsa goodness that you should think about having yourself!

Hence, the time is nearly 1:30am and i'm normally in bed hours ago. But I'm here keeping the neighbours awake listing to Shaggy, 'In the summer time". A rock'n song!.

The wind blowing on my face at night brings back memories... Picture it; 18 Years old, midnight, on the beach pissed with wind on your face with the waves quitely crashing and the sand between your toes. Everytime a cool wind blows on my face at night that's what I'm thinking. As you can imagine I spent many a night on the beach, it was freakn awesome.

Anyway, thumbs up on the red wine - i'll have to go and pick another bottle - mr boombastic signing off.

You're at work, thinking it's only 10 minutes before you get to play speedy gonzalas to get out the door first which will give you a competitive advantage to get out of the car park first.

Half way home you're picturing yourself walking through the door at home to grab your favourite drink and kick your boots off and sit on your ass for a while and chillout. Then you remember you have to go to the shops before you go home SHIT!

Then you are imagining the whole ordeal you are probably going to face while you duck in and do whatever it is you need to do. After stalking some unsuspecting people around the car park and fending off your prized car park like a Hiena defends its kill on the African planes you finally walk inside.

Then you instantly notice there are big lines as you walk through the entrance on the checkouts. ..ucken DAMMIT , so you quickly run gathering your stuff like a mad women shitting in order to end your pain as soon as possible.

Upon entering the checkout area after you've gotten your hillbilly pills and bread which will start to go mouldy in 45 days (gotta love those preservatives!), you stand there like a hawk watching the lines and checkout operators and how fast they're moving.

Your sixth sence kicks in at this point all the noise of the shopping centre fades to silence and your eagle eye picks up on all the movements.... You walk to the line which is moving the fastest and things are progressing nicely; Then the unimagineable happens.. Your line slows down and that little movie man in your mind plays a clip in your mind from the Titanic "Ice berg, right ahead!!!" But you stick with the line because you can't risk jumping ship to find out the line you just jumped starts moving faster then your new line.

Then you notice your mortal enemy who tried to steal your car park earlier right beside you in the proposed new line. Dammit... At this point you start hoping your line starts hurrying up giving the checkout operator the evil eye whenever possible.

Finally, you get your ass out of there.. It seems like you've been in there way too long so you walk quickly to the car, overtaking the slow people, wondering why the hell they're walking so slowly, it's not SUNDAY!

Hey all,

I have a face book account, I just created it! You can find me here!

Jase